Vanity Plates...

Okay, so I'm driving home today and began to think about vanity plates. There was this car that was probably being held together by luck and duct tape. It looked like the person who was driving it must be on their last penny. Yet, the car had vanity plates. I don't remember what they said but I do remember that I couldn't figure what it meant. I think it said something like, "dot2dot"??? Vanity plates can be entertaining yet I don't quite get why people have them. They aren't cheap so I really didn't understand why this person had them. In fact I think they are too much money and I don't see why I should pay someone, especially the DMV, to be able to say what is on my mind. No, I believe in free speech.

I would however seriously think about paying for vanity plates if I could put them on other peoples cars. Think about it. You don't like the way someone is driving and instead of them getting a ticket they pick you to decide what should be on their vanity plates for the next year. Here are few ideas I thought of just based on watching others driving on my way home today:
"baddriver"
"2dum2bsaf"
"speeddope"

If I gave it more thought I'm sure I could come up with some more. If you have ideas (PG Rated only) I'd love to see them. Post a comment!