Hemp

Okay so I haven't done a post about my sweet husband in quite a long time. He usually gives me so much material too. Anyway, he has been on this quest ever since our trip to Singapore to find these breakfast bars he had while there. With Kelly's help we learned that they are made in Australia and they are NOT sold here in the U.S. of A.

So he has been trying to find the next best thing. At a health food store he found something he thought would be close. It wasn't but that isn't the funny part.

To give you context to this story you need to know that a couple weeks ago they started random drug testing where Gary works. It was stressful for some and a few are now unemployed. Hmmmm. Anyway, it just annoyed Gary as he knew he didn't have anything to worry about...or did he? You see, my sweet husband tends to think of the most odd things. He been told that the poppy seed in a poppy seed muffin could possibly result in a problem with some drug screenings. Yet he didn't eat any of those muffins but he started to wonder if something else he ate might have made something "bad" come up with the test. Well, as I predicted it didn't and he calmed down.

Fast forward now to the purchase of these breakfast bars. One of the ingredients in them is hemp seed.The first time he ate one was for breakfast on his way to work. Once there he started thinking about the ingredients. Then the paranoia set in. Not only was concerned they might do another surprise drug testing but he actually said he started to "feel funny". Hee...hee...hee...hee. This just cracked me up!!!

He felt funny, like maybe the breakfast bar was giving him a buzz. He was so serious as he told me this that it only made me laugh harder. Even now as I'm posting about it I'm giggling. I assured him that all would be okay and he won't need to be going to drug rehab or anything like that.

But the real question I had for him was if he had the munchies the rest of the day. :)